Make money with forex WITH NO LOSSES

I am a newbie but I have found the solution to Forex losses. I have made money with forex (So I must be in the top 5 percent). I will also verify this with my accounts. All you have to do is follow my instructions, it is quite long winded but here goes........

You MUST read babypips.

you DO NOT NEED to study the 1 minute chart.

you DO NOT NEED to study the 15 minute chart.

you DO NOT NEED to study the 30 minute chart.

you DO NOT NEED to be sitting infornt of the screen for hours on end.

Bollinger bands are totally

IRRELEVANTmoving averages are FOR WIMPSIT IS A WASTE OF TIME looking at the forex news.

Felix is TOTALLY REDUNDANTFLOIDA FOREX HA HA HA

I know you are all curious to know my plan by now......you are all thinking, this is a wind up, IT IS NOT. I am not asking anyone to pay a monthly subscription for my tips (but if any grateful follower wants to send me a small gratification, I wont object).

HERE IS MY METHOD...........I was in a pub quiz last Saturday night, and the deciding question was:in what profession would you see, Shooting Stars, dogi and candle sticks?I was the only person in the whole place that had read babypips.......of course, my teamwon the quiz.....first prize 50 pounds.

SO NOW YOU SEE WHY BABYPIPS IS SOOOOO IMPORTANT. I have made money from forex, the doubters among you may say, where is the trading strategy???? well if you spend more time in bars the chances are that a question will come up that only a FOREX TRADER LIKE US WILL KNOW.

This will not be an everyday occurance but.......Now for the NO LOSSES THEORY (see accounts below) this is how it works.......

OPENING BALANCE SAT EVENING 65.00

GBPMONEY SPEND ON DRINKS AND MEAL 58.00

GBPWINNINGS (THANKS TO BABYPIPS) 50.00

GBPOPENING BALANCE ON SUNDAY 63.00

GBPTOTAL LOSS FOR EVENING 2.00 GBP

Ok you may say that I have made a loss but how can a nice Meal, more than a few drinks and good company be classed as a LOSS. Do you think this will catch on?????? By the way, I am still only on a demo account, I have been trading now for about 1 month. I love reading other peoples strategies. Even if I never go live,

I MUST SAY I LOVE THIS WEBSITE.